Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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