So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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