you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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