I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I am available for nakedness
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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