Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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