I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.