she looked like the before picture.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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