Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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