the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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