I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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