brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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