dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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