I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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