i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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