Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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