I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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