Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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