My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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