Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Drake has all the answers
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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