she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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