If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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