I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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