he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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