I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize