5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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