Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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