Jerry, you need to find god
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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