She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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