I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize