I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
