kristin has been a bad kristin
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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