Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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