I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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