yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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