oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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