3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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