Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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