That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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