You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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