THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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