this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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