Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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