Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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