If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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