Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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