I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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