Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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