I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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