Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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