I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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