This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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