You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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