This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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