I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Randomize
