i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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